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david m. bailey: Music & Lyrics

Day 39 Stple debate chapter 2

(david m. bailey)
david m. bailey
1-2-3 Say it with me
Hallelujah I am staple-free
I was really nice to the nurse
As she began to reverse
the damage done by evil staple
Turned me into a human pit bull
I said i woulda been happy with 35?
That, my friends, was a big fat lie
But now that they are all behind me
From time to time, you can remind me
How lucky I am, yes indeed
A message I hope to always heed.
Next time i'm sitting at my PC
Feeling a little bit ornary
I'll look at the stapler beside my screen
and laugh out loud if you know what I mean